More Cowboys For Me – Farm Radio

More Cowboys For Me

Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds

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I heard something insane from the truck radio.

It said leftist women were boycotting men!

And that’s fine with me!

Verse 1:

They call it 4B, say it’s takin’ a stand,
Swearin’ off the fellas, no king sized beds.
“No more dates, no rings, no babies, no men,”
The Left’s fightin’ the patriarchy, ignoring men.

The 4B movement means “no sex” until the misogamy ends. That’s fine with me. More cowboys for me!

From Seoul to L.A., yeah, they’re makin’ a choice,
Sayin’ sex’s on strike, but I got my own voice.
So you socialist ladies, go ahead, set yourselves free,
It just means more cowboys for me.

Chorus:

You Marxist ladies do what you want,
If you’re sleepin’ without men, that’s just dumb.
You’re makin’ a choice, I see your ideology—
But every man ignored, honey, that’s more 4 me.

Verse 2:

I respect the cause, yeah, I see the plan,
I read Lysistrata and that was okay.
But while you’re busy buildin’ your socialist parade,
There’s another country boy who’ll be ridin’ my way.

I’m talkin’ Stetsons and boots, dust and heat,
While you’re off solo, they’ll be crowdin’ my street.
So wave your feminist banner, sing your song,
I’ll take every cowboy that you’re doing wrong.

4B just means more cowboys for me!

Chorus:

You Marxist ladies do what you want,
If you’re sleepin’ with women, that’s just dumb.
You’re makin’ a choice, I see your your ideology—
But every man left, honey, that’s more 4 me.

Bridge:

You wanna make a world where love’s a battleground,
You boycott men; no sex, no babies, no marriage.
You want your freedom, fine, do without,
But while you’re closing doors, I’ll be out and about.

Chorus:

You Marxist ladies do what you want,
If you’re sleepin’ without men, that’s just dumb.
You’re makin’ a choice, I see your ideology—
But every man left, honey, that’s more 4 me.

Outro:

Hard to believe there’s gals sayin’ “No boys allowed,”
While I tip my hat to the cowboy crowd.
You’re living your politics; fine, set American free—
but know every Lone Ranger’s headin’ straight to me.

4B just means more cowboys for me!

Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger

Interest in South Korea’s 4B movement has surged in the U.S. after the 2024 election results.

On November 6, Republican candidate Donald Trump claimed victory over Vice President Kamala Harris. Throughout his campaign, Trump praised the Supreme Court’s 2022 decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, ending the nationwide right to abortion. This issue drove many women to vote, especially as Missouri became the first state to reverse a strict abortion ban.

After Trump’s win, some Americans commented that it reinforced their belief that the U.S. still resists having a woman as president. This may explain why the 4B movement—a South Korean movement against patriarchy—has gained new attention in the U.S.

On social media, women began suggesting that American women could look to South Korea’s 4B movement. One user wrote, “American women, it’s time to get influenced by Korea’s 4B movement,” while others echoed the idea, saying it’s time to join the South Korean women’s fight, with one user stating, “Men will NOT be rewarded, nor have access to our bodies.”

More Cowboys For Me: Song Writers Notes:

4B movement means NO SEX until the misogyny ends

• “New Slogan: Closed for Equality” – The 4B movement might be the ultimate answer to that age-old saying: “Not tonight, patriarchy.”
• “Patriarchy’s Got a New Problem” – The 4B movement is about to make men more committed to gender equality than they’ve ever been… if only for “reasons.”
• “No More ‘Boys Will Be Boys’” – The 4B movement’s response? “Sure, and women will be women… all by themselves.”
• “Ending Misogyny: The Ultimate Wingman” – Who would’ve thought men would be interested in feminism’s fast track after all?
• “Power in Patience” – Women are embracing 4B’s “wait-it-out” strategy. Now, if only ending misogyny was as quick as a text reply.
• “Negotiations Are Over” – 4B says no more tolerating half-hearted progress: if men want to end the embargo, they’d better put in the effort!
• “Patriarchy Meet Cold Shoulder” – The new approach to social justice is just like mom always said: “You’ll get nothing until you clean up your act!”
• “America’s Longest Game of ‘Not Tonight’” – The stakes have never been higher for men to fix misogyny, one awkward silence at a time.
• “Dating Apps Are Going to Be Empty” – With 4B’s influence, swiping right just became the loneliest hobby of 2024.
• “The Only Romance? Respect” – The 4B movement might be the first relationship where commitment to equality is truly a dealbreaker.
• “Misogyny: America’s Biggest Mood Killer” – Who knew all it would take to rally the masses was a strategic shutdown?
• “New Pickup Line: ‘I Support Women’s Rights’” – Men are learning fast that a commitment to gender equality might just be the ultimate attraction.
• “Calling a Timeout on Patriarchy” – It’s the ultimate standoff: Misogyny vs. 4B’s strategic patience. Odds are on the side of women (and world peace).
• “The Ultimate Power Move” – Women are using 4B’s principles to send a message that until misogyny takes a seat, romance will, too.
• “Misogyny Has Met Its Match” – Looks like 4B is about to make ending misogyny the most motivating incentive of the decade!

4B movement comes to America

• “Welcome to America, 4B!” – America’s always been a melting pot, but now it’s cooking up something with a spicy anti-dating kick.
• “Boycotting Dating: Now America’s Hottest Trend” – Forget pumpkin spice lattes; no-relationship activism is now the real fall flavor.
• “No Dates, No Problem” – Thanks to 4B, Friday nights just became ‘me time’ across the nation. Netflix subscriptions are set to skyrocket.
• “Swipe Left on Patriarchy” – The 4B movement’s message to dating apps: You can’t ghost patriarchy, but you can boycott it.
• “Singles’ Revolution” – American women might soon have a new status update: “In a relationship with myself.”
• “New Motto: ‘Not Tonight, and Not Any Night’” – Dinner with patriarchy? Women would rather stay home with a snack and a podcast.
• “Bye Bye, Blind Dates” – The new romance-free lifestyle means one less person to lie to about watching all 12 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy.
• “Roe v. Wade and the Rise of No-Dating Apps” – Bumble? No thanks. Meet the hottest new app: ‘Nope.’
• “Shopping, But for Solitude” – With 4B’s influence, Macy’s might need a new department: “Self-empowerment, no plus-one required.”
• “Bihon, Bichulsan, Bye!” – With “No dating, no marriage” as a mantra, American women are ready to RSVP “no” to every wedding invitation.
• “Men? Not On the Menu” – 4B’s principles could mean more brunch with friends and fewer awkward setups with your mom’s neighbor’s nephew.
• “For the Love of Autonomy” – If the 4B movement really takes off, “self-love” is about to get a serious upgrade.
• “The Revolution Will Be … Solo” – American women are considering the 4B movement, and it looks like romance just lost the election.
• “The Real B-Word? ‘Bye’” – 4B has a message for traditional dating: Thanks, but no thanks, and they’re not ghosting this time.
• “No Dating, No Drama” – Who needs a partner when you can have a drama-free life and a phone with unlimited storage for cat pictures?

4B movement began in South Korea

• “When in Doubt, Just Say ‘B’!” – Korean women are saying “bi” to dating, marriage, and childbirth. Turns out the secret to liberation is just saying “no” — in every possible way.
• “4B Movement: The Anti-Rom-Com” – Forget dating apps; the 4B movement is all about finding “The One” — as in, the one way to avoid all relationships.
• “Trump’s Win Sparks… Romance Boycotts?” – Who would’ve thought Trump’s win would bring us the ultimate plot twist: Americans eyeing a Korean movement to swear off dating.
• “4B: The Ultimate Breakup” – Why deal with ghosting when you can just skip the whole dating game entirely? It’s the ultimate ‘no-contact’ policy.
• “Romantic Comedy is Canceled” – Korean women are saying goodbye to dating, marriage, and everything in between. Hollywood, it’s time to invest in more “Single and Loving It” storylines.
• “No Boys Allowed… At All” – With ‘biyeonae’ (no dating) on the rise, we may need to rethink the concept of “date night.” Turns out, popcorn alone is way cheaper.
• “Biyeonae Goes Global?” – South Korea’s “no dating” mantra is suddenly trending in the U.S. It’s only a matter of time before it hits bumper stickers.
• “Can We Boycott Patriarchy?” – Some American women are looking to 4B as a model. Turns out the ultimate act of resistance isn’t a protest; it’s just not picking up the phone.
• “No Man’s Land” – While men scratch their heads, wondering what happened, women are taking the 4B route to freedom. Cue dramatic exits and one-way tickets to self-love.
• “Bihon Is the New Black” – Forget couples’ costumes; bihon (no marriage) means you’re your own perfect match. Halloween just got a lot easier.
• “Because Gender Equality Deserves a 4B Reaction” – Who needs dating drama when you can just avoid it all? The ultimate plot twist for men might just be realizing that women are out.
• “Korean Women’s Liberation Manual: Step 1 – Say ‘No’” – Inspired by the 4B movement, American women are realizing that the real freedom might be in saying “nah” to it all.
• “What Happens in 4B, Stays in 4B” – With slogans like “no dating,” “no marriage,” and “no childbirth,” 4B makes Vegas seem like child’s play.
• “Kimchee Women, Coming to a City Near You” – South Korean men coined ‘kimchinyeo’ to stereotype independent women, but these ‘Kimchee Women’ aren’t about to simmer down.
• “Because the Only Perfect Match is Me, Myself, and I” – Korean women are pioneering the ‘happily-ever-after’ that requires exactly one person. That’s 100% success rate.

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“More Cowboys For Me”

Last Updated on November 10, 2024 by Alan Nafzger